Sent: Sat, Jun 18, 2016 at 9:17 PM
Recipients: Daughter, Daughter-in-Law
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OK. When I mow, I listen to a ‘current hits’ station out of Columbus. A few observations from today:
- One Republic is my favorite group
- In my opinion, Selena Gomez isn’t as sexy as she thinks she is – she needs to try a new genre
- From the sheer number of Budweiser commercials – who are they trying to convince that their beer is the ‘King of Beers’ – evidently, themselves.
Note: Sorry Selena.
Emails From My Mother-in-Law 
Selena is the one who was caught on film saying she hate Americans and Americans are fat. I encourage all to boycott her.
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