Olympics.2

Sent: Sun, Feb 11, 2018 at 7:52 PM

Recipients: Daughter, Son, Daughter-in-Law

Email Body:

Ok, I just talked with K and mentioned my thoughts on the women’s biathalon:
Forget the skiing.  Forget the shooting.  Forget the frostbite they got on their faces.  I couldn’t do this event because there are too many choices in the ski path.  They have staggered starts, so you aren’t just following the pack.  I’d be skiing in the wrong lane for sure.
I’m watching USA women vs Finland in ice hockey.  You couldn’t pay me enough to referee one of these matches.  People basically skiing on knives wielding sticks  and bad attitudes – a recipe for disaster.
Back to figure skating.  In one of my favorite TV shows (‘Haven’), one of the characters says “Man, you have the heart of a figure skating judge”.  That was referring to back in the day, when there was a panel of judges from various countries rating the skaters on a scale of 1-10.  Now, you have to pay attention to colored boxes in the upper left corner.  Although I often got frustrated with the obvious “…and a disappointing 7,2 from the German judge” results, the system they have now is ridiculous.  Same thing with gymnastics.  I remember Mary Lou Retton getting a perfect 10 on her vault.  Now, they have to brag that they got a 42.3756 and that put them on top – where’s the excitement in that?
I’m recording everything I can and some things are overlapping.  The amount of commercials borders on crazy town, but they didn’t ask for my opinion.
Just fyi in case my comments don’t match up with current results.
I have to iron again tomorrow, so we’ll see who wins Round #2.
Have a great week kids!
Notes: I think this subject line naming convention is going to REALLY help us out in the long run here. Also, I too miss the Perfect 10’s.

Olympics.1

Sent: Sat, Feb 10, 2018 at 5:42 PM

Recipients: Daughter, Son, Daughter-in-Law

Email Body:

OK.  I know I have regaled you in the past with my version of the summer Olympics.  The winter Olympics is another animal.  I ‘m watching men’s luge on dvr.  Memories of the luge track in Park City is haunting.  I have NOTHING around here to duplicate that….other than my treacherous trip down my drive-way last week!
This sport begs the question:  Who woke up one day and declared “I really want to lay on my back on an uncomfortable sled while straining my neck to lift my head slightly to see what I need to do to steer with my thighs and toes!”
It just makes you wonder how these things started.  Then….where do they practice?  I understand the skiing sports – you can find mountains with snow in several locations around the world.  But luge?  I have been to a lot of places and, other than Park City and its former luge track….you just don’t happen upon random luge tracks.
Obviously, former Olympic sites are a good bet.  BUT, only if the host country maintains them…I’ve seen some scary pictures from the RIO summer games and those were just 2 years ago!
This sport looks very dangerous.
Thank you, K and J for not selecting luge as your sport of choice.  I realize I sat through HOT weather at baseball tournaments with no shade and sat in rain and cold watching you play soccer; however, other than being legitimately concerned about those ‘headers’ you both made, I was really never afraid of serious injury.
Yeah….I know, it took 4 surgeries to fix Kaitlin.  Ok.  Perhaps it was dangerous.  But, it paid tuition.  hee hee
Have fun watching the Olympics!
Notes: I’ve missed you all. And it only seemed fitting to come back for the Olympics. Let the games begin – and let us all cherish the MIL emails we will receive this week.

Chocolate!

Sent: Tue, May 9, 2017 at 6:20 PM

Recipients: Daughter, Son, Daughter-in-Law

Email Body:

So…worked a bit late and didn’t feel cooking.
I decided on Arby’s.
THere was a long line and I saw a poster for.,….
Ghiradelli Chocolate Shakes.  I thought – that sounds GREAT!  I deserve a shake today.
So, I got a roast turkey, poppers and the shake.
I started on the shake as soon as I drove away from the window recalling that my doctor wants me to stay away from sugar.  Yeah, well…..
As soon as I turned back onto Highway 50, there was a big billboard proclaiming:  Lose 30 pounds in 30 days.  Great.
I realized I could ‘lose’ a pound if I threw the shake out the window.  However, I can’t remember the last time I had a shake and I really do NOT litter.
I drank the entire shake.  I haven’t had poppers in a long time – they were fun.  The roast turkey was a nice change.
Good plan, Karen!
Notes: I mean, props to her for ordering the healthy turkey sandwich – but really – she should have gone 3/3 and gotten a nice Arby’s sandwich covered in cheese and sauce. Yum. 

People

Sent: Thu, Jun 1, 2017 at 1:52 PM

Recipients: Daughter, Son, Daughter-in-Law

Email Body:

​OK.  I’m done with People Magazine.  They messed with Jennifer Garner.
They crossed a line and did a cover and story that she didn’t pose for and didn’t authorize.
They have crossed to the dark side (were probably half way there and I didn’t realize it).
Here’s the crazy thing…I used to look through the mag to see if there were stories on her because she is one of my fave’s!!!!
Hee hee.
Have a great day.
Notes: My MIL is a real fan of Alias. You mess with Jennifer Garner, you mess with my MIL. 

caramel

Sent: Wed, Jun 14, 2017 at 5:06 PM

Recipients: Daughter, Son, Daughter-in-Law

Email Body:

Hey!  I have been forced to watch a few commercials
Now I remember another reason I don’t like them (overriding reason is that so many of them are stupid) – I tend to think I need to buy the stuff they tell me about.  NOT the pharmaceuticals, mind you.
A few weeks ago, I saw the ‘kind’bar in a commercial so I bought some at the store.  I have no idea if these are any good for me.
I just saw a commercial for caramel M & M’s.  Now thats just a no brainer!  I will have some soon.
Notes: I feel the exact same way about Pizza Hut commercials. 

Blue Apron with Wine

Sent: Wed, Jun 14, 2017 at 7:46 PM

Recipients: Daughter, Son, Daughter-in-Law

Email Body:

Creating a Blue Apron meal with wine adds several dimensions:
  • My spelling might be off (I’ve had 2 glasses)
  • Adds the brain boost option: 
    • What step am I on?
    • Where the heck is the parsley used?
    • Can I do these steps simultaneously?  Or will that ruin everything?
    • Can my salt/pepper grinders just give up the ship?  OR….are they out of the very product that you are grinding?  Hummmmmm
    • Did it take way too long for me to figure out there was NO salt in the grinder?
  • Rationalization is easy – if you do things in the wrong steps….will you ever really taste the difference?  The wine says ‘no’.
  • You might be adding time to meal prep due to re-reading and organizing ingredients
  • Then again…who cares?  I”m on my second glass of wine
  • Bonus points if you can do jazz hands while handling the large knife and not cutting yourself.  I managed!!!!!
  • oh…Jazz hands were required for the One Republic, Snow Patrol , Cold Play and Train playing on my TV under that app that I simply cannot remember —-OH! Pandora.  Probably should have mentioned that first.
Aftermath:
  • Dinner outside on the deck is just magical
  • Damn….forgot the cilantro topping.  Again.  Realized that when I returned to the scene of the crime/sorry – Kitchen.  More chopping time that I’ll never get back.
  • The parsley NEVER figured in…another ingredient missed in a previous Blue Apron meal.  C’est la vie….
  • Who knew that coconut milk would work with bok choy and vegetables?
  • It was delicious…or that could be the wine talking?
  • My mom died thinking I couldn’t cook – HEY!  I can read with the best of them!  I am now a master chef!
I”m not sure why the fonts are switching.  Not sure it matters.
I’m supposed to put the queen headboard together tonight according to my ‘to-do’ list.  I should have thought of that BEFORE 2 glasses of wine.  I’m not sure I should handle any more sharp objects at this particular juncture.  Fortunately, I potted the mint plants before attempting dinner.  Am I EVER going to be done planting?
Have a pleasant evening!!!
Notes: Noticing that the fonts were changing and just charging forward? Hilarious.

love my peeps

Sent: Tue, Jun 20, 2017 at 11:58 AM

Recipients: Daughter, Son, Daughter-in-Law

Email Body:

​Jennifer called me this morning to tell me she made an executive decision on a sales call.
It was obviously a sales call and the person asked to speak to the President or Executive Administrator in charge.
Jennifer didn’t skip a beat and said:
“We don’t have a President and no one is in charge of anything.  We pretty much just run amok here.”
The person waited a second and then hung up.
I died laughing.
Unfortunately, its true; although, I do have the title of President.
This is a great place to work.
hee hee
Notes: Everyone Runs Amok. Potential book title for Karen’s autobiography some day? I think yes. 

Of course!

Sent: Sun, Jun 25, 2017 at 10:08 PM

Recipients: Daughter, Son, Daughter-in-Law

Email Body:

Your friend Brian was right – OBVIOUSLY Rey is Luke’s daughter!
How could I not see that before?  The signs are everywhere.
I kept trying to figure out a way that Leia was her mom.
Then again, its a Disney film, so there IS NO MOM.
I just gave myself a DiNozzo slap.
I got sunburned on my upper back today….the ONE place that I cannot apply aloe.
Love,
Mom
Notes: For the record, by Brian, she meant David. 

You’re Invited!

Sent: Wed, May 24, 2017 at 6:02 PM

Recipients: Daughter, Son, Daughter-in-Law

Email Body:

Greetings!  You have been specially invited to spend July 4 extended weekend at Chez Grindlay in Seymour!  Private bedrooms will be provided.
During your stay, please take advantage of all the recreation possibilities, including:
  • Swimming
  • Paddle Boat rides (you have to peddle)
  • Rafting on lemons or limes
  • Shopping at 5 local boutiques
  • Painting bedrooms
  • Yard Cart rides
  • Billiards
  • Foos Ball
  • BoccerBall
  • Badmitton
  • Corn Hole
  • Jigsaw puzzles
  • Relaxing on the Porch
  • Relaxing around the Fire Pit
  • Paint furniture
  • Bon Fire
  • Eat out at local eateries –  Larrisons or El Nopal
  • Power Washing
  • Tour of Freeman Field
  • Most important – Family Fellowship!!!!!
While not an exhaustive list of possibilities, I think we can keep busy!  Unfortunately, tether ball had to be removed from the list.  Steve Bobb ran over the pole with his tractor while he was gathering his rock.  I can only imagine the sadness you feel, Kaitlin.  
Can’t wait!
Love, Mom
Notes: Happy 4th of July friends. From me and the whole Grindlay clan. (Who, in fact, is relaxing on the porch, swimming and taking yard cart rides)