Captain Obvious

Sent: Apr 10, 2018, 12:28 PM

Recipients: Daughter, Son, Daughter-in-Law

Email Body:

I just got an email from Indiana Department of Revenue:
File by April 17!  Tax Season Ends in one week!
I’m really glad they cleared that up for me.  I thought this stress was never going to end.
Notes: Telling an accountant that tax season ends soon at the end of tax season is NOT a recipe for success. 

Happy Day!

Sent: Apr 30, 2018, 10:26 PM

Recipients: Daughter, Son, Daughter-in-Law

Email Body:

May the Force be with you this week!
Yes, I know its not May 4th.  The Force has nothing to do with May.
Its the energy around us.
AND…not only did I prove myself smarter than the Dyson vacuum (this is also VD Day- get it?  Victory over Dyson), I finished the basket of lavender in the 1000 piece puzzle!  So…I wanted to pass along my positive energy.
No, I didn’t change my sheets or do laundry.  I am down to ONE of the 10 pairs of reading glasses that are supposed to be scattered around the house.  I think they have tiny invisibility cloaks just to piss me off.
However, tomorrow is another day!
Notes: I don’t think VD means what she thinks it means…