Chocolate!

Sent: Tue, May 9, 2017 at 6:20 PM

Recipients: Daughter, Son, Daughter-in-Law

Email Body:

So…worked a bit late and didn’t feel cooking.
I decided on Arby’s.
THere was a long line and I saw a poster for.,….
Ghiradelli Chocolate Shakes.  I thought – that sounds GREAT!  I deserve a shake today.
So, I got a roast turkey, poppers and the shake.
I started on the shake as soon as I drove away from the window recalling that my doctor wants me to stay away from sugar.  Yeah, well…..
As soon as I turned back onto Highway 50, there was a big billboard proclaiming:  Lose 30 pounds in 30 days.  Great.
I realized I could ‘lose’ a pound if I threw the shake out the window.  However, I can’t remember the last time I had a shake and I really do NOT litter.
I drank the entire shake.  I haven’t had poppers in a long time – they were fun.  The roast turkey was a nice change.
Good plan, Karen!
Notes: I mean, props to her for ordering the healthy turkey sandwich – but really – she should have gone 3/3 and gotten a nice Arby’s sandwich covered in cheese and sauce. Yum. 

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