Sent: Sun, Mar 26, 2017 at 2:37 PM

Recipients: Daughter, Son, Daughter-in-Law

Email Body:

It might be time to go to the grocery.

I have no eggs.

I have about enough pancake mix for 1/2 pancake – WHAT is that about?

The alternate pancake mix I have requires eggs….see above.

I opted for cereal.  I filled the bowl.  The almond milk I have was ‘best by’ 3/11/17.  Its 3/26/17.

I started coffee.  I read last week that I should NOT use non-dairy creamers due to all the nasty stuff in there. For the record, I had reduced down to 1 container per cup rather than 2 because Kaitlin mentioned before that I should drink it black.

Anyway, I shook up the almond creamer (real stuff); however, the lid wasn’t on right and it went all over me, the fridge and the floor.  The cap is nowhere to be found….probably taken by the gremlins that live under the fridge.  So today is the last day for what’s left of the creamer.

I know what you’re thinking – this has ‘go to the grocery’ written all over it.  However, today is my day OFF.

If I got rid of all the spoiled food in the fridge, there would be nothing there.  Plus, some of the stuff in the freezer has been there for years…at least a few years too many.  I finished the market day broccoli last night – Market Day has been out of business for at least 2 years.

You get the picture.