Sent: Mon, Nov 21, 2016 at 3:36 PM
Recipients: Son, Daughter, Daughter-in-Law
Email Body:
Greetings! I just read that deaths are on the rise from people taking ‘selfie’s’.
One of the biggest issues in the US is taking them on train tracks…I can only assume that a train came.
Anyway…evidently it signifies true love. However, I think it signifies stupidity and trespassing, but that’s just me.
So….Please don’t take selfies on RR tracks or at the edge of cliffs.
Thank you so much!
Love you too much to lose you over something stupid!
Love,
Mom
Notes: First of all, who is taking a selfie on the train tracks? People, that is dumb. Quit it. Second, I am now, obviously, packing my selfie stick for Christmas.
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