Sent: Sun, Aug 7, 2016 at 7:43 PM
Recipients: Daughter, Son, Daughter-in-Law
Email Body:
After I finished mowing – without incident! – I decided to try once again to start the burn pile in the backyard. I always save the packing paper from all my online shopping deliveries.
Either that stuff is designed NOT to burn or I am just out of my league. My kids were the true pyromaniacs.
Anyway, while trying to get some limbs with dry leaves to the area I thought might take off….a limb came out of nowhere and stabbed me in the right eye…that was my good eye. The left eye is the one that took on the ear mite meds and the umbrella point.
I really need to trim up the mint and water everything, but this is painful I put the gel in and taped my eye closed. I could be typing giberish foa all I know….my right eye is my dominant eye…the left one is strictly along for the ride.
I have no answers for my particular issues.
Notes: I thought they way that this started we’d be hearing that she caught the house on fire but it took a sharp turn there with the eye stabbing. Some day we’ll dig the emails about the ear mite meds (mistaken eye drops) and umbrella situation out of the archives.