Sent: Sun, Jul 24, 2016 at 6:27 PM
Recipients: Daughter, Son, Daughter-in-Law
Email Body:
The ‘Knights of the Round Table’ could save us all, if they were only here.
Unicorns are majestic creatures with a pure heart.
My mower is still in the shop and the grass is about 8 inches tall.
Bison browns faster if you actually turn on the burner.
Notes: I’ll be conducting a tally going forward for number of mentions of Unicorns. For those keeping score, we’re now up to four.
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