Sent: Thu, Jul 14, 2016 at 8:30 PM

Recipients: Daughter, Daughter-in-Law

Email Body:

The new season of “Suits” started last night.  The DVR version got chopped up into 3 parts – 5 minutes; 9 minutes; 48 minutes – due to the various power outages.  It seemed chopped up, so I taped it again at the later version.

I’m watching it tonight.

Lewis Litt just said “Of course I’m thinking about myself.  What – you wouldn’t?  Please.  You’d throw a giraffe off of Noah’s Ark to save your sorry ass.  The world’s probably without unicorns because one of your ancestors….will you just let me finish a thought for God’s sake?”

He was then interrupted by Jessica.

Further proof that unicorns are real.  I told you they were rare.

Full disclosure….Lewis was talking to the ashes of his dead secretary that’s in a jar in his office, but that’s not the point of this email.