Sent: Sat, Jun 18, 2016 at 12:23 PM
Recipients: Son, Daughter, Daughter-in-Law
Email Body:
I finally started feeling a bit better yesterday and got all my laundry and ironing done. I was sorting some of my kitchen files and putting things away when I saw the Spice cake mix in the pantry.
So…I made the spice cake.
Every fiber of my being knows that this is a bad move – I don’t need the sugar or probably anything else that is in the cake. However, I am a sinful being.
I have 3 lovely Blue Apron meals waiting to be made in my fridge.
Instead, I had spice cake for dinner and I make no apologies.
I just had spice cake for breakfast.
It tastes lovely.
I have to mow the yard later in 90 degree heat.
I deserve the cake.
Love,
Mom
Notes: I want to be just like my mother in law when I grow up. More people should believe that cake is an appropriate breakfast/lunch/dinner. (PS – If that’s sinful, so be it.)
Emails From My Mother-in-Law 
Wait?! Cake isn’t breakfast/lunch/dinner material? I suppose next you will tell me that Fruity Pebbles is inadequate for dinner as well!?! Nope, not having that nonsense!! 🙂
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I don’t want to live in a world where eating cake for breakfast is a crime.
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To quote Jim Gaffigan, “You’re not having cake for breakfast. You’re having fried cake covered in syrup for breakfast.”
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